Sume: I'm a lady, Bunni, and ladies don't have freak-outs.īunni: Hey guys, long time no see. * Kim: Eeeek! I have a smexy bimbo all to myself!īunni: I see Sume is having another one of her freak-outs. Oh my god! I ate like a full bag of cookies before coming here! That's going to put fat in all the wrong places! I have to start working out, but if I work out than my muscles will get all big and ruin my girl power.I'm screwed.) I got it, I'll use a note on myself to make it so I never said anything to Vincent. What If Vincent finds out I'm really a bimbo! Ahhh, shit! He already knows! It was the first thing I told him when we first met. I can't love Vince and pretend to love Kim. Oh, but that would be cheating! I know Vince doesn't mind me sleeping with other girls, but if love's i nvolved, then I 'm a cheater. I know that this version of Kim is looking to me for a long-term relationship. And if everyone finds out, that means Vincent will find out and then he'll find a new woman with a college degree who'll be able to get a high paying job and put food on the table and I'll be left alone forever! If she finds out the truth, then she'll know I'm a poser and tell everyone. Don't be crazy. A proper lady has to have a sharp intellect. Kim: Just read the note and become my girlfriend!.You can read, right? I'm, like, all for having sex with my friends, but this is taking it a bit too far. Sume: Ummm, your girl crazy thing is getting kind of creepy. * Kim: Don't worry, I'm here to help you out! Just read this and you'll never want to see him again! Even Summer has the hots for him.*sigh* He's so romantic. You have to admit that's the worst part of being a bimbo. Sume: Like, I don't think your bimbo self would like that very much.
Kim: So it can't be destroyed, duh! Do you think I would willingly go back to liking boys? Hell no, lezzy for life!
Sume: Well, I guess making you girl crazy paid off. Kim: When you spend as much time gazing at women as I do, you tend to pick these things up. Say, how did you know my size? These all fit perfectly. Sume: *giggle* Glad you enjoyed yourself.
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